****See previous Octobers for all of the other parts of Wicked . . . .
Hilda: Zelda, what in bat’s hell is going on with you? Did I accidentally turn you into a frog or are you on Ozempic?
Zelda: Oh, Hilda! You kill me! Say, who’s the new guy?
Hilda: His name is Merlin. Seems like an airhead to me. He’s got nothing between the ears.
Zelda: Oh Hilda, you just don’t get it. Try, try, try to understand, he’s a magic man.
Zelda: Hey, hey, hey Merlin, do you have a ghoulfriend? Do you want to hear a wizard joke?? Who did the wizard call from the witch hotel?
Hilda: Ugh!! Zelda, how corny can you be?
Zelda: He called Broom Service!!! (cackle cackle cackle) One more! One more! What was the Wizard’s favorite Beach Boys Song?
Zelda: Help Me Wand-A!
Hilda: Help me . . . anybody.
Are you passing on love or are you passing on pain? Heal your pain and pass on love.