Hilda: Zelda, I have told you time and time again to stay away from those Boos Cruises. They dish out some potent potions.
Zelda (muffled): Silly Hildy, I’m just playing “hide and ghost seek.” Cackle Cackle Cackle
Hilda:
Zelda (muffled): Hildy, one more, one more, “What do you call a witch who is pretty and friendly??”
Hilda: A failure.
Zelda: How did you know that one?
Hilda: (flatly) A lucky guess. Zelda, I have a confession. I accidentally sat on your pet owl.
Zelda: Oh, Screech will be alright. We just need to puff up his feathers. Hildy, that reminds me of another joke. What you get if you cross an owl with a witch??
Zelda: A bird that doesn’t give a hoot!!! Cackle Cackle Cackle
Are you passing on love or are you passing on pain? Heal your pain and pass on love.
Sending this post along to my daughter. She also appreciates a good, silly joke! Thanks for giving me the first laugh of my Monday. Have a silly day.
Silly is good! Especially on Mondays! 🙂