Monday – Funday

So, this is Helga Von Tippler, on X. Supposedly, she is made of AI images and I can’t decide which is more fun, checking out her various brightly colored, jewelry adorned “get-ups”, observing her crazy platinum blonde, poofy hairdos, or giggling at her zingy, irreverent one-liners. Here are just a few of her latest comments:

Hello Police ? Someone stole my weekend! I saw it last on Friday and then “poof” ! It was freakin gone!

On HGTV people can flip a whole house in a month . Meanwhile, I’ve been getting ready to vacuum for a week now.

Make someone’s day more exciting by texting “on my way” at 7:30 am on a day when you don’t have plans.

Porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea about how quickly a plumber will come to your house.

Dance like no one is watching. Because they’re not. They’re checking their phones.

Are you passing on love or are you passing on pain? Heal your pain and pass on love.

Here is the question of the day from 3000 Questions About Me:

2030. From elementary through high school, what grade was the hardest for you?