Hilda: Well, here we go again. Another year of sitting out here, baking in the Florida sun, turning into pumpkin pies, as a lame attempt for some Halloween cheer.
Zelda: Oh come on Hilda, let’s have some fun with this. Did you see that new guy, the huge skeleton across the street? That guy has got it going on, girl.
Hilda: Yeah, he’s a little skinny for my tastes. And his eyes make me think that he might be on something. Just saying.
Zelda: Oh Hilda! Don’t always assume the worst in Halloween decorations. It’s all in fun.
Hilda: Halloween’s passé this year. Masks have become common and outworn.
Zelda: I have a joke, Hildy, to cheer you up. Ready, ready?? What’s the problem with twin witches???
Hilda:
Zelda: You never know witch is which!!!! One more!! One more!! What do you call two witches who live together???
Hilda: Just get it over with.
Zelda: Broom-mates!!!
Monday is Fun Day!! Have a good one, my beloveds!!