I have a confession to make today. It’s about my biggest guilty pleasure these days. Okay, here goes: I love to watch TLC’s “90 Day Fiance’ Before the 90 Days” and I love to read the Twitter feed while I’m watching it.
A reader of my blog: OMG.
Me: I know. Ugh. I’m sorry. It just feels so good to just get this off of my chest.
Reader: Wow.
Me: I know. It’s not a good look. It’s really “yuck.” I know.
Reader: It’s trash TV!!!! It’s Jerry Springer on steroids!!!! What are you thinking?!?
Me: Well, it’s just kind of relaxing. It’s on Sunday nights. You know, the end of the weekend is always such a disappointment; such a “m-whah, m-whah.” It kind of keeps my mind off of Monday.
Reader: You know, I was starting to give you the benefit of the doubt. I was starting to think that you were sort of intelligent and that you had some interesting things to say. Wow.
Me: I know. I hate that I like it. It’s an exploitative, sad and pathetic TV show.
Reader: Uh huh! Yep.
Me: I think I’m just going to finish out this season and be done with it.
Reader: And the tweets are so mean!!!
Me: I know. I don’t write any of them. I just read them. And laugh. I do laugh. Ugh.
Reader: They are mean with those memes!
Me: You are so right. I mean, they are funny tweets, but some of them are mean.
Reader: Uh-huh. Yep!
Me: Wait, how do you know what the tweets are like for “90 Day Fiance'”??