There is a woman named Rose Ann Timpa, who occasionally puts out a list of “funnies” on our Nextdoor (neighborhood) app. I am not sure if these are her own creations, but they are funny, regardless of who wrote them. I am going to share the ones she offered up today. It is good to start the day on a light note:
I’m on two diets. I wasn’t getting enough food on one.
I really don’t mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly.
I miss the 90’s, when bread was still good for you and no one knew what kale was.
Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror and think, “That can’t be accurate”?
I thought getting old would take longer.
Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does.
Picked up a hitchhiker. He asked if I wasn’t afraid he might be a serial killer? I told him the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely.